Because I got some followers:

• This blog is not safe for minors. Get out if you’re one. You’ve been warned and that’s all I’m going to do about it, it’s not my responsibility to babysit you.
• Aside from talking shit in the tags, I do not content warning anything. NOTHING.
• This is a zone where I freely share my opinions by either talking about it or reblogging posts I relate to, some of them come with heavy amounts of salt on it.
• All that said, all I do is talk shit and reblog shit here, be it serious or memes. Every 200 posts some gem is hidden. Don’t bother if you came for original or even substantial content.

- Halk

[toxicprinceofpuke-deactivated20]

[thefloralmenace]

I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

[the-real-seebs]

cats are so very unclear on what is wrong with us but they want to help

[electricpentacle]

Last time I had a really bad migraine my cat curled herself round my head and purred sympathetically, and actually stayed there through two of her normal mealtimes. It wasn't until I was able to stagger to the kitchen and grab a protein bar for myself that she gave a very small, polite miaow to the effect of "while you're up... could you get something for me too?"

[gothgrr666]

IG : @emperorofmischief

[conceptualkaleb]

@stuckonaglacierwithmacgyver OMG

[hatingongodot]

BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,"

[hatingongodot]

Sub: Okay so before we begin how familiar are you with the ancien régime? It's not super important but it does help contextualize this. Essentially I'd like for you to be a ravenous, semi-cannibalistic Antoine Barnave-esque figure

Dom, holding a pen and notebook: Yeah okay

[orcgirlcock]

sub: can you drug me and perform fucked up surgeries on my unconscious body without telling what you did

dom:

[revivisection]

they're in love

[cannibalchicken]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Face palm.

[otvlanga]

current mood: skyrim skeleton being launched down a mountain at 300 mph

[everythingfox]

“How to move a kitten when they’re asleep”

(Source)

[takashi0]

@not-semi-perfect

[puipui-official]

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

[froginapicklejar]